I miss the Na-Na Dance

Turns out - without knowing a fucking thing about it, "I was right" and Bellevue Beige Boy had no fuckin' clue.  Based upon my meagre experience the question would be:  Why would you want to use MapReduce for Analytic work.  Turns out, you'd have to be nuts to want
to...  which is where the architecture of the fuckin' clusters and software (using Yarn in this instance) comes into play.

I freakin' knew it.  Should I email him the hyperlink below with a pleasant, "You really might want to watch this?" or not?

also, I ran into Bellevue Beige Boy at the conference I attended this week - Data Day Seattle.  Interesting talk on IoT Streaming Analytics with Apache Storm, Kafka, and Arduino.  BBB was there as well, so he's probably got a clue now he was off fuckin' base.




I know I can't.  And I won't, but still

I was right!  You don't want to use MapReduce for your analytics.  

Na Na Na Na Na  I was right.  You had no fuckin' clue what you were talkin' about.  Ha Ha Ha Ha  And instead of admitting it, we floundered badly together and now I think you're an idiot.

I'm a bitter old bat, but it feels good.